This Monk Uses Comb, Valid Reasons

16th December 2022

This ball-headed motherfucker needs no comb, this must be some dysphoria!!

No, and there is a very, VERY reasonable reason for the monk to buy the comb.

So the story goes like this. Some miserable business students have no life experience, their life is miserable, they are about to quit their uni and jump off the cliff. The professors were like, “It’s cool if you jump if you can still pay the tuition after that.”

Clearly, the dead can’t pay no tuition, the professors’ and the uni’s scam would be rendered useless. So, they crafted this task for the students.

Do you want life experiences? You want to apply your sales and marketing knowledge? Cool, get your fat asses to a temple, if you peasants can make some bald-headed monks to buy the combs, you are well-equipped to face the real world and start working.

The students were obviously baffled. Ain’t no uni tells you to apply your knowledge, all you need to do is sit in the lecture hall, do as you’re told to, act like a little bitch and get good gpas, and most importantly, no money no honey, pay me your everything.

The students were very daunted, but because they wanted their certificate that could be printed for $2.50, they chose to pick up their balls and tits for…