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Looking For a Goofy & Cheap Gift? For Men. We Can Help.
25th December 2022
Are you looking for something funny? We Got You.
Are you looking for something that will make everyone laugh? We Got You.
The Necklace that will make everyone laugh WITH you, not AT you.
The FUCKEY NEckLaCe
You might think you can only wear this once or twice. That’s the whole point.
What’s worse than talking to a girl? Then she asks, when did I first talk to you? How we met.
If you have something EXTREMELY MEMORABLE, she will indefinitely remember it. Like the Fuckey Necklace.
Oh Yeah, you were wearing that necklace with the middle finger out.
It’s something so simple, and cheap, that does the job the best.
Ask yourself, will anyone will you for wearing an LV Bag, or Supreme clothes? NO!
Because every motherfucker is wearing those.
Ask yourself, have you seen anyone wearing this Fuckey Necklace? If the answer is no, why not just buy it?
It costs less than your Macdonald's Meal which would get you obese and unattractive anyways, so why not?
If you don’t like it, oh well, it won’t bite you.
But if you like it, it can be a great conversation starter and the best memory retainer.
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