How to Ride a Time Machine?

9th December 2022

Unfortunately, you are not me, you can’t just ask the Flash to send you back in time like I can. Unless you are the boyfriend of the Flash, you only have one way to travel back in time: Meditate.

You are not working hard to impress others, you are not working hard so that Madison Beer will notice you, you are working so fucking hard because you want to leave no regrets when the future self visit you — through meditation.

You are being viewed by your future self. They have made a deal with the devil, so they can travel back in time and slap your face; and you are doing the same thing to the past self of yours when you could not pick up your balls and confess to Samantha back in 9th grade.

This article is not about how to ride the time machine, but why you must ride it.

Unlike your uncle, riding the time machine can allow you to view your past mistakes. Not to dwell on them, but to learn from them. If you didn’t confess to Samantha and you revisited that moment, you would prevent yourself from doing the same thing with your next job interview or invite to the cookouts. You would not grasp opportunities like you grab your own balls at night.

Also, traveling back in time will reinforce an idea — that your future self will be doing the same…