Coffee’s 4 benefits other than energy

7th December 2022

Coffee is for energy boost, or better, convince your stupid mortal brain to think that you are energetic. this is proven, and is applied in my miserable life.

Not only does coffee give me fraudulent energy because of my gullible brain, it also brings order to my chaotic life. There are four reasons:

First, it’s yummy.

Second, it’s phenomenal with just coffee flat, no sugar, no cream, no milk.

Third, it gives you a ritual. Coffee no longer boost your energy, but a mere habit. It is like brushing your teeth. Without brushing them a night will not turn you into some witch 🧹 with black ass broken teeth, but you still do it everyday, and if you forget it once, it’s as if you missed a call from Madison Beer – castitrophic.

Same thing applies to coffee, if you forget to drink a cup in the morning, ain’t no barbarians are going to hunt you down, but you just need to get this cup of coffee as if the barbarians are lurking around your house. It’s has become a subconcious habit. If you do it, your day is set to be great. That’s great.

You can buddle habits together now. If you want to get shit done, You need to pair sex with essays. You bent her over and type 100 words. Mix what pleasurable with what’s dreadful. If you…