A sus story, about friendship, but sus

“Yo bitch!” Jimmy slaps Tom’s face before he could even react and turn his head, “How have you fucking been loser?”

Thought it would be a light-hearted slap, but his hand is stuck in tom’s face like a person in quicksand, “Yo bro what the fuck, where’s the bounce back to your face? Where’s the enthusiasm in your face?”

“Nah bro, it’s been like that since graduation. I’m an actual loser like you said…..”
“Good joke bro! Go get thousand-year killed!” Jimmy didn’t poke his ass, man drilled through his ass!
“Nah bruv! Did you try anal or some shit!? First of all, why the fuck are you not reacting, second of all, why is my fist still in your fucking ass?” Jimmy said it with amazement and disgust mixed with discombobulation.

“It’s just life man……” Just like 5 flies on a starving child’s face, the thousand-year kill was nothing compared to Tom’s exhaustion in life. Nonchalance was written all over his face whilst Jimmy’s fist was still in that asshole of his.

“Good joke, brudda, you were the top in the class, you fucked bitches and drove your dad’s car when you were 16.” Jimmy stroked his beard whilst trying to lighten up the atmosphere. “Bro, you’re a good fucking actor. Bud, you should be an actor, man. Man, you got a rich ass fucking dad and you got good…